Bethany's Sunday 5/11

I had an audition Sunday evening.

But before that, and quite importantly, it was Mother's Day. I wanted to pick an outfit that would work swimmingly for both things, because I am a lazy cow and knew that I would rather nap than change between things.

I wanted to stay away from my everyday outfit of a button down shirt, sweater vest, skinny jeans and sneakers. Please be aware that I do not wear the same button down shirt, sweater vest, skinny jeans and sneakers everyday. But it does seem like everyday I have some version of that on.

I didn't try to stay away from it because that outfit doesn't represent me. It does so well. I just wanted to show Mother's Day, and my audition, that I thought they were very special, special enough to wear a different outfit, than I do everyday.

This is what came of it:
orange Walgreen's tank top under a
cream long sleeve t-shirt under a
brown cropped sweater w/orange, purple and other colored embroidered flowers
blue skinny jeans
pale gold silk ballet flats
purple head band

I know. The skinny jeans were still in there. But they were blue, not black. And skinny jeans will be out of style soon enough. So I wear them everyday now that they are hip, to make up for the future, in which I will be still wearing them everyday, but looking out of date and stupid.

Nobody hated it, or at least nobody said so.

I had eggs benedict, and 1 bellini. I wouldn't have had 1 even, but it was Mother's Day and mommy likes when I sometimes relax, and have a drink on Sunday afternoons.

I went home and Googled 'orange' and 'purple', and was satisfied enough with their so called meanings to keep my outfit on. I napped an hour and went to my audition.

If I did good at all, it's because of this;

I walked into the Studio and up to the booth. A bunch of boy comics were standing there, Ken Reid was one, and before I said 'hi' he said "BVD, which is the best Schwarzenegger movie for quotes?" Without pause I said "Commando." He said "Nice."

I said "Haff yoo seen my taaaawtaah Chenny?!" He laughed.

Now everything was good.

I did my audition, and I think it was just fine.

See you very soon, David Letterman!